Date: January 1st, 2010

My New Years Resolutions

1. Fly To London
   
2. Pass School
   
3. Get Sweetscape looking hot.
   

Day at the beach
Well Today I went to the beach, Worst Day Ever. I Was surfing this massive like 6 metre beast at a beach where i was at.
This monster curls right down on top of me. I get drowned then my board hit my nuts. So for the rest of The Afternoon my balls were red and my lungs full of salty water. Then to make it worst a turd floated past me. GROSS!. FML


The Legendary Bet
Today i also made a bet, that If i could stand on 1 leg while surfing and stay on for 10 seconds, i Would get 100 itunes cards and not have to shave my head. Luckily i won, but after 11.4 seconds i slipt and caned my nuts again!. WHAAT THE HELL OCEAN, WHAT THE HELL!. FML



May my nuts heal before Ramble 2

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Happy New Year Guys.

Enjoy Your Holidays While You Can!
And Dont Surf 6 Metre Waves if you want children by 2040!